My friend and I ran into this little dude when we were at L’il Baci earlier this summer.
Look at him — so excited about the pizza! Now that’s enthusiasm!!
We love him.

He’s a real Pizza Man
Sitting in his Pizza Land
Making all his pizza plans for everybody
Loves mozarella or feta cheese
Wants pepperoni, and mushrooms please
Tasty toppings bring him to his knees
Pizza Man, please listen
Your order’s in the kitchen
Pizza Man, your pie is at your command
He’s as hungry as he can be
Eats all the ‘za he wants to eat
Pizza Man, you can really have it all
Pizza Man, don’t worry
Take your time, don’t hurry
Leave all that indigestion for another man
Doesn’t have a tried-and-true
Tastes as many toppings as he wants to
Isn’t he more epicurean than you and me?
Pizza Man, keep munching
We’ll join you for our lunching
Pizza Man, our meal is in your hands
He’s a real Pizza Man
Sitting in his Pizza Land
Making all his pizza plans for everybody
Making all his pizza plans for everybody